It's Been A While....

I'm I'm So it's been a while since I've posted anything....here are some gems for ya! 

Speaking about marital things: 

"We need to consume the marriage." 

"You mean consummate?" 

Speaking of fitness classes: 

"Tai Chi is that Artial Marts?"

"You mean martial arts?"

People watching: 

"Man, that guys was flaming!"

"You mean....oh flamboyant??"

Talking about sex (calm down, we're married!): 

"Wife, how bout we monkey the punch?" 

"Monkey the punch?? You mean punch the monkey."  

Speaking of churches: 

"Have you been to a monastarey?" 

"Monastarey? Monastarey? (I say it 7 more times before I go...) Monistary??" 

Food talk: 

"I'm going for breakfast at good egg at speedway and kolb with Mom...want to go?"

"No...can u just get me stuff in a box?"

"I thought I could get you Maya's Market...from Bread..." 

"Gonna finish that thought?" 

Things he's looked up on the Internet: 

"Why are you looking at that?"

"So I don't insult anyone" 

Things he does to the dog:

"Why?"

"He loves it!"

"Why??"

"He loves it!"

"Why do you always stack pillows?"

"He loves it!"

I think they both love it!