Chipses

I love chips and salsa! It's my favorite snack time past time! If I could get away with it, I'd probably eat chips and salsa at every meal! Turns out my Hubby also loves chips and salsa minus the chips.....

Me: "Babe, that's not how you are suppose to eat salsa."
Hubs: "What am I suppose to eat it with chipses?!? I don't like chipses, they are loud, crunchy, hard and hurt everything inside my mouth."
Me: "Uh......I'm sorry what are 'chipses'??"
Hubs: "Well chips is the singular so chipses is the plural."
Me: "Uh......"
Hubs: "If you have 1 bag of chips it's singular and several bag of chipses is plural."
Me: "Uh....what! No, this (holding up a single chip) is a chip, singular. These (holding up the bag of chips) are a bag of chips, plural, because there are several chips."



Side Note:
*Everyone who has already heard this story now calls them chipses, I hope you do too!