Insulated Bagel

My mother is a teacher. She has been my whole life and was my teacher in 6th grade. It was amazing, but awful all at the same time....parent teacher conferences every night! I couldn't get away with anything. Back to the point...Hubs and I went to her school one day to visit. Her teacher friend asked for us to pick up some lunch....here's the convo: 

Teacher Friend: "Can you please get me 2 salted bagels?" 

Me: "Of course!!"

**Hubs and I walk out of the classroom**

Hubs: "Babe, what does she want? Insulated bagels?" 

Me: "Yes. After we get two plain bagels we need to just insulate them!" 

Hubs: "Really?!?"

Me: "Yes, we say things like, 'You are the ugliest bagel I've ever seen!' And 'I can't believe                they call you a bagel!'"

**Hubs looking confused**
Hubs: "Really??"

Me: "No, not really."

Hubs: "So what is it that she wants??"
Me: "Two salted bagels"
Hubs: "Dammit maaaaan!" (I wish I could write it the way he says it, it would really just be                 the icing on the cake!)